The numbers at a glance
Every figure below is recomputed from source on the snapshot date. Where the deck (Aug 17) and the live ledger differ, both are shown and the difference is explained on the relevant page — the ledger keeps moving; the deck is a fixed point.
What's in the room
Nine sections, in the order an investor usually asks for them. Each page names its sources at the top and flags anything that is an estimate, a target, or not yet reconciled.
Pitch deck & one-pager
The 11-slide deck (October 2026) in Harlem Capital's primer order: problem, product, how it works and IP, business model, traction with 60/90/120-day cohorts, retail news (Free People Dec 1), competitive edge, market, team and a gated-tranche ask — plus the one-pager, viewable slide by slide with PDF downloads.
Use-of-funds model
Where the $270K goes, the units it buys, SAFE terms, the three-year modelled path in units and dollars, and what each later year needs.
Cap table & references
The complete capitalization — family equity, two SAFEs, the one loan and its planned resolution — plus every existing investor as a callable reference.
Production timeline
From the May 2026 failed run through the reformulation, the Cosmoprof bridge fill, two CMs now mixing R7, and the 20,000 V2 tubes that shipped Aug 22 (5K air / 15K sea) with their arrival windows.
Product margins
Price ladder by channel, COGS by SKU on two stated bases, first-order contribution vs measured CAC, and the margin walk in the model.
Sales history
Month-by-month paid revenue since launch, DTC vs wholesale, paid vs seeded orders, SKU mix, and the repeat cohort, computed from the live order ledger.
Wholesale pipeline
All 35 accounts on the board by stage — won, shipping, negotiating, sampling, quiet — with the paid orders behind the wholesale number.
Customer evidence
83 reviewers (94 published site + product reviews) with their structured answers (odor, longevity, what stood out, switched from), the creator survey, Cosmoprof sell-through and the repeat cohort.
Formulation & IP summary
What the formula is and isn't, how it was rebuilt, stability testing, regulatory status, and the trademark / patent / tooling / trade-secret stack.
Sample photographs
The V2 pilot tube, current product photography, engineering views of the component, and packaging.
